tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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