she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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