Non-Jews are for practice
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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