If i come over, it means nothing
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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