I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I have already put on my inside pants.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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