Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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