guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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