she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Randomize
