I need help removing her.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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