Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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