ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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