We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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