The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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