You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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