All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Randomize
