dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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