she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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