She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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