Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Randomize
