You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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