Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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