turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Girls should come with a carfax report
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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