talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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