thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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