I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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