do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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