Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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