There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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