butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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