he wants to bone in the snuggie
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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