Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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