No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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