I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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