i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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