Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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