I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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