At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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