i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We had sex on a dog bed..
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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