Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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