If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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