try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
that may or may not have been my penis.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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