Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
