i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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