Non-Jews are for practice
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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