He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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