I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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We had sex on a dog bed..
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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