just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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