I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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