I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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