remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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