Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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