sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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