She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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