omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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