butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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