I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I wish i was in the wii world.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
